eyy guys - what makes your hair smooth and silky

eyy guys. i wants to share a experience wit yall
it was an very awkward exp.

so i hav dis frnd named 'Ory Mem', she has a memory probs.

1 fine day i say her 'hies Ory, how ez your hair so much smooth and silky?'
she reply 'i cant remem it [coz she has memory prob]'
then she say it is white and sticky.

den i awkwardly replied 'okay...'

then she say "it starts with letter 's'... its white and sticky starts with letter 's', do u hav any idea wat it may be?"

i knoe da ans, but i till say 'i dont know'

den she say 'oh now i remember, i use shampoo'

oh silly me...

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eyy guys - any key in games

eyy guys,
i kneed ur help in finding da 'any' key...

me installed a new game n it says "press any key to continue and press 'c' to cancel"
me pressed C coz me cant find the "any key"
Halp me plez.

if you halp me godz wil halp you, promise
 #IfuM

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eyy guys - nuff said meaning

eyy guys,
i m just share experience wit yall

oky so sum ppl be posting stuff and then after tat dey adding 'nuff said'
I mean who ez dis nuff guy? he iz soo popular. how cum i dont heard of dis guy before.
aftr each and evry line ppl sayin 'nuff said'

wow dis nuff guy is gr8 he is a star. nuff said.
#IfuM

 

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eyy guys - criminal case game facebook

eyy guys, i now sum of yall play dat criminal case gaem
so i wants ur helps.
der is a killing near my place. N cops cant identity the criminal.
dey say he die due to pneumonia because i know he dont.

so all of you who play criminal case game on fb, i kneed halp, tag those ppl who play tat game in comments so i contact tem and can know who kill is. please its matter of live and death

#IfuM

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eyy guys - meaning of greater than three, heart

eyy guys, m back.
i wnted to knw meanings of less than 3

ppl on whatsupp be commentng like 'hi how are you less than 3'
then they say gudbye and say again less than thre

i wanting to know this means? ez this sum kind of algorithm or calculus? me dnt know you halps.

#IfuM
i luv u gais :heart:
i wish there was symbol 4 heart it will maek my lyf easy.

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I am a superhero !

The idea for the picture is not original, however we loved posing for this picture. Atleast took 7-8 takes before we perfected the pic.
I have added light radial blur and sand effect on it.

How to give epic captions on images (for humor pages)

Look at the picture. Read the caption. Take inspiration.

This blog was written a long time back, I never found time to finish it.

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Advanced sarcasm works best at times

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Add crazy things about best friends people love it!

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Keep your captions as awesome as the image.

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Always remember, every dog has his day, sometimes you may have to portray yourself as a dog.

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Always keep captions that hit directly on the subject or purpose of the picture.

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Disgusting jokes may work wonders sometimes.

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People may complain about the picture and not get the humor but there are people who love pics like these. Caution: Dont be too offensive.

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Make your own jokes!

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Always target jokes on ex or your boss someone who people hate already.

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Sometimes put yourself as the target.

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Be epic, be original.

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Sometimes you just need a simple pic, but your caption matters the most.

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Hope you liked this post. If you didn't get any inspiration then I just wasted a few minutes of you life. :D