eyy guys - colon cancer deaths

eyy guys.
omgz; me just heard da most tereble thing; deaths due 2 colon cancer r increasing!

i wants to give peice of advice

u all 2 use minimum no of " : " in your eassy, assignments n luv letters.
da least number of colons, less number of ppl die cause due to colon cancer

use semi-colon; its has no reported cases of cancer yet.

pls share messge it will save lots of lives. love you lodes.

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eyy guys - Causes of cancer - funny

eyy guys.
me finally got selected 4 cancer research at Harwarford school of medisine.

dey askin so simple questions, so not hard to not fail test.

dey asked 'wht ez the most common cause of cancer?'

people told things liek - uncontorlled cell division and caricongen stuf like dat.

i reply with full confidence 'by reading bad posts on facebook'

dey telled me 'our mind blow, you join tomorrow'

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eyy guys - what makes your hair smooth and silky

eyy guys. i wants to share a experience wit yall
it was an very awkward exp.

so i hav dis frnd named 'Ory Mem', she has a memory probs.

1 fine day i say her 'hies Ory, how ez your hair so much smooth and silky?'
she reply 'i cant remem it [coz she has memory prob]'
then she say it is white and sticky.

den i awkwardly replied 'okay...'

then she say "it starts with letter 's'... its white and sticky starts with letter 's', do u hav any idea wat it may be?"

i knoe da ans, but i till say 'i dont know'

den she say 'oh now i remember, i use shampoo'

oh silly me...

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eyy guys - any key in games

eyy guys,
i kneed ur help in finding da 'any' key...

me installed a new game n it says "press any key to continue and press 'c' to cancel"
me pressed C coz me cant find the "any key"
Halp me plez.

if you halp me godz wil halp you, promise
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eyy guys - nuff said meaning

eyy guys,
i m just share experience wit yall

oky so sum ppl be posting stuff and then after tat dey adding 'nuff said'
I mean who ez dis nuff guy? he iz soo popular. how cum i dont heard of dis guy before.
aftr each and evry line ppl sayin 'nuff said'

wow dis nuff guy is gr8 he is a star. nuff said.
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eyy guys - criminal case game facebook

eyy guys, i now sum of yall play dat criminal case gaem
so i wants ur helps.
der is a killing near my place. N cops cant identity the criminal.
dey say he die due to pneumonia because i know he dont.

so all of you who play criminal case game on fb, i kneed halp, tag those ppl who play tat game in comments so i contact tem and can know who kill is. please its matter of live and death

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eyy guys - meaning of greater than three, heart

eyy guys, m back.
i wnted to knw meanings of less than 3

ppl on whatsupp be commentng like 'hi how are you less than 3'
then they say gudbye and say again less than thre

i wanting to know this means? ez this sum kind of algorithm or calculus? me dnt know you halps.

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i luv u gais :heart:
i wish there was symbol 4 heart it will maek my lyf easy.

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