eyy guys - I guess women and seamen don't mix

eyy guys.

So ma frnd becrazy, he tires to impress a navy girl one times.

1 tiem he went to da gurl n said "hi u r cute, wud u like too check out my DECK?"
She thinking something ez FISHY here, so she gave him a confused luk.

Tehn my frnd replied "WATER you thinking?"
she said "sory I cant go."

my frnd said "are you SHORE? lets get HOOKED"
den she said "I hav bf, I cant SEA anyone else."

she also said "I guess women and seamen don't mix."
den my frnd tell "BEACHES be crazy" and left.


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