Tips on writing a CV for jobs or admissions for academic purposes.

Do you breathe air?, mention it, how many arms do you have? legs? Maybe eyes? Do you know how to use a toilet? Mention all these things and soon your CV will be filled.
P.S. The (mean) average human has 1.99 legs, having 2 shows your super-human like qualities.

Don't be shy about your criminal past. You could even make things up such as you're a drug dealer, been arrested for oppression or even murder. Things like this will make them think you're really cool and want to meet you.

Some good categories to include are: drugs used, sexual partners, arrests and crimes not prosecuted for, prejudices, religious feelings, political views, fetishes, favorite dirty joke, and list your darkest secret for good measure.

**Hope it helps !

-IfuM