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Support PETA ! - eyy guys

eyy guys,
dis gui wunts halp

so der ez dis gui named peta,
whu luvs animals alot

he ezz doing alots of crazi thingz
2 save and help animuls

but i m disappoint, becasue only one guy
named peta is working alone

we need more support more help
me is an an atheist bt i knw if yall halp animal
god will halp you

-IfuM

Not Another Self-Help Book - Summary and best quotes by IfuM

This summary was made by me for myself so that I don't have to re-read the book again and again because I have lousy memory and usually keep forgetting things.

Also this blog is for those of you who think self-help books are a "waste of your precious time" - so this is a summary for all save your time read my hand picked and hand typed points.

I love this book because this book has great sense of humor and comic-type cartoons, and I love both of them. I am eternally thankful for the one who gifted it to me.


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Is your life going to be a gripping bestseller or a resignation letter?

(This is the Chapter 1 title which I found the most inspiring when I began to read this book)

The only qualifications you need to read this book are:

A sense of humor

(LOL)

As every parent will testify, parenting is without question the hardest job on the face of the Earth - and children don't come with instruction manuals.


Responsibility is not a burden. Obligation is not a martyrdom . OK?
(I love how the author asks us"OK" in the end)


An employee is having a review. Her boss does not mention her performance.
Mind reading: "He doesnt rate me", or "Nobody gives me the praise I deserve."
Shoulds, musts and ougths: I should work harder", or "He should notice me more; he doesn't respect me"
Actual reason for event: Boss is an idiot.
:D


The language of change is hopeful, optimistic and gentle.

Communication is not trying to win an argument.
Communication is being honest, respectful and seeking a compromise.

Relationships need better communication the same way plants need water and light.

For people who dont know Mohammad Ali.

Assertive people don't cross their arms, clench their jaws and their fists and look like they're about to go in the ring with Muhammad Ali.


You can be sad, but you can allow yourself to hope. You can mourn but allow yourself to laugh.

Retirement and unemployment-
Now that our lives have changed do we look on it as an ending or a beginning?



Take your time but dont procrastinate-
How many times do we really need to sharpen that pencil before we actually start writing a letter?

Lets go a bit crazy-
I dont expect you to do anything too dramatic, like running off to Australia and be a sheepherder.

While I wouldnt argue with the fact that "stable and happy" is a good thing, I think that the benefits of going a bit crazy and being happy too are always undersold.
(Dr House says Normal is overrated - and I feel thats true)

Now it wasnt as if I'd decided to become a brain surgeon and spent five years working on the docks to pay for it, or anything particularly heroic.

Now there are limits to what we can and cannot do, dont get me wrong - at 5ft 4ins, I'm never going to play professional basketball, for example.

Experimentation can be seen as a practical application of creativity.
(This quote help me realise that experimentation and creativity go hand in hand.)


*"*  Which album would you prefer to listen to: Life is Grim by the Unfortunates, with songs such as Tough Times Ahead, Its Gonna Get Worse, How will I Cope? and Misery - or, Dreaming by The Happy Weekends which includes their hit songs Everything is Possible, It All Starts Now, Happy To Be Mad and Welcome To The World? *"*
(My all time favorite one)

Apple Tablet

eyy guys,
i am sick and wants ur halp !

ppl sae: apple 1 day, doctor away
n so me searched apple on inturnet

i found that dey giving appul tablet
i order it and it came to my hoem

but i dunt knw wut to do wit it
it is a appul tablet and maed of steel

also it costed a lot of money
and it is nt a tablet nor maed of apple

how can i consume its?
pls halp

-IfuM (c) 2014

eyy guys - Cancer, Aries, Pisces, Virgo, Taurus, Gemini and more

eyy guys,
me belive in equality,

yesterdae i vent to train stn,
n i see dat der is a speical cumpartment fur cancer ppl.

i mean wat da hel guyz !
y du publics born in julai get special treatmant ?

y dnt oder zodiacs get gud treatmant...
pie-sus, 2rus, capcorn, G-mini and oders get bad treatmant?

all shud b equal.
liek to not suport dis injuistice

-Mufaddal IfuM Dewaswala (c) 2014

eyy guys - want justice?

eyy guys,
so mi wus at kourt the oder day.

soum man wus shouting 'i wants justice!'
judge sed 'u hav no proof'

stil da man wus very sad
and again he told 'i want justice!'

so stud up finally, vent 2 da court kitchen
came bak, n threw ice on de man's face

and said 'here is your ice, but y u want just ice?'
if you want more go to antratica.

now mi is in jail, wants a bail.

-Mufaddal IfuM Dewaswala (c) 2014

Eggs are veg or nonveg - Mystery solved

Personal blog of IfuM

"Chicken eggs are vegetarian!" It is important that we do not misconstrue this thought here.

Educational visits are arranged to teach us many things, but we may learn something different from what was expected. And thats why I say "Never miss an educational visit, no matter how boring it is; because the trip isn't boring, its you who decides how boring it is going to be."

Now coming back to what I was telling you. Chicken eggs are used to cultivate viruses and we learnt this on an educational visit to Bombay Veterinary college. But what I learnt that eggs which we eat do not contain embryo.

Yes its true. After reading and research I found out that chicken can lay eggs with and WITHOUT mating with a rooster. The ones which do not mate produce unfertilized eggs which do not contain embryos.

So what is a vegetarian egg?
The eggs which we eat contain only egg yolk(a part of an egg which feeds the developing embryo) and the egg white(albumin) and no embryo. You are not eating any living thing per se you are eating only the proteins.

At first I used to think that people who say egg is veg are stupid, well they are not. I personally think that egg which we eat is also called 'table egg' which is veg.

We have all had the experience of thoughts or ideas occurring to us spontaneously rather than as a result of conscious deliberation and so with my knowledge I can say that table egg is veg! Give it a thought let me know what you think in the comment section below. Still the debate continues...