Apple Tablet

eyy guys,
i am sick and wants ur halp !

ppl sae: apple 1 day, doctor away
n so me searched apple on inturnet

i found that dey giving appul tablet
i order it and it came to my hoem

but i dunt knw wut to do wit it
it is a appul tablet and maed of steel

also it costed a lot of money
and it is nt a tablet nor maed of apple

how can i consume its?
pls halp

-IfuM (c) 2014