eyy guys - why dont lice live in beard

eyy guys,
so me wuz at byology clas da odar dae.

and techur asked questun -
y lice and oder parasites of head dont live in beard?

so aal publics of ma class answerd
things liek: there is no scalp, n conditions r nt favorable etc

but i thought liek shake sphere n Isaac Oldton (coz he is nt new anymor)
and said da answur wit ful canfidance, laudly i said

'they will fall due to gravity, dats y dey dont live in beards'
teachur n class both mind blow.

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