eyy guys - I guess women and seamen don't mix

eyy guys.

So ma frnd becrazy, he tires to impress a navy girl one times.

1 tiem he went to da gurl n said "hi u r cute, wud u like too check out my DECK?"
She thinking something ez FISHY here, so she gave him a confused luk.

Tehn my frnd replied "WATER you thinking?"
she said "sory I cant go."

my frnd said "are you SHORE? lets get HOOKED"
den she said "I hav bf, I cant SEA anyone else."

she also said "I guess women and seamen don't mix."
den my frnd tell "BEACHES be crazy" and left.


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eyy guys - why do i get bad grades, chain messages funny

eyy guys.
i wants 2 shar exp. wit yall

ma class teacher angriedly shouted on me and told me why didnt u get gud mark in xam?
me said 'teacher itz not ma fault, at day of the xam sum1 sent message to me n said 'if u dont forward this message to 20ppl, u wil hav bad luck 4 dis week.'

i forwarded it to 20 people but one of my frnd phone is switch offed so he didnt recieve message.
and due to bad lucks i gets bad marks.

she said 'okayz, next time forward it to moar people to avoid dis.'

gg

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eyy guys - exam hall ticket problem

eyy guys.
i wants 2 shar exp. wit yall

so i wuz at xam hall yestarday.
and dis gurl in my class named 'Mary' forget her hall ticket.

so she argue with the ppl at xam centre as dey dont believe that she is the real Mary, 'dis ez xam we need identity proof' dey said
den i was liek lets solve this prob.

so vent to her and xam center people, and said dis is my laptop, if Mary can login to her fb accnt then she ez real Mary.
So den Mary signed in wit her account n also checked her notifications
dis way she proved that she is real Mary.

i m genius. they telled me 'thank you'

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eyy guys - colon cancer deaths

eyy guys.
omgz; me just heard da most tereble thing; deaths due 2 colon cancer r increasing!

i wants to give peice of advice

u all 2 use minimum no of " : " in your eassy, assignments n luv letters.
da least number of colons, less number of ppl die cause due to colon cancer

use semi-colon; its has no reported cases of cancer yet.

pls share messge it will save lots of lives. love you lodes.

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eyy guys - Causes of cancer - funny

eyy guys.
me finally got selected 4 cancer research at Harwarford school of medisine.

dey askin so simple questions, so not hard to not fail test.

dey asked 'wht ez the most common cause of cancer?'

people told things liek - uncontorlled cell division and caricongen stuf like dat.

i reply with full confidence 'by reading bad posts on facebook'

dey telled me 'our mind blow, you join tomorrow'

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eyy guys - what makes your hair smooth and silky

eyy guys. i wants to share a experience wit yall
it was an very awkward exp.

so i hav dis frnd named 'Ory Mem', she has a memory probs.

1 fine day i say her 'hies Ory, how ez your hair so much smooth and silky?'
she reply 'i cant remem it [coz she has memory prob]'
then she say it is white and sticky.

den i awkwardly replied 'okay...'

then she say "it starts with letter 's'... its white and sticky starts with letter 's', do u hav any idea wat it may be?"

i knoe da ans, but i till say 'i dont know'

den she say 'oh now i remember, i use shampoo'

oh silly me...

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eyy guys - any key in games

eyy guys,
i kneed ur help in finding da 'any' key...

me installed a new game n it says "press any key to continue and press 'c' to cancel"
me pressed C coz me cant find the "any key"
Halp me plez.

if you halp me godz wil halp you, promise
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eyy guys - nuff said meaning

eyy guys,
i m just share experience wit yall

oky so sum ppl be posting stuff and then after tat dey adding 'nuff said'
I mean who ez dis nuff guy? he iz soo popular. how cum i dont heard of dis guy before.
aftr each and evry line ppl sayin 'nuff said'

wow dis nuff guy is gr8 he is a star. nuff said.
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eyy guys - criminal case game facebook

eyy guys, i now sum of yall play dat criminal case gaem
so i wants ur helps.
der is a killing near my place. N cops cant identity the criminal.
dey say he die due to pneumonia because i know he dont.

so all of you who play criminal case game on fb, i kneed halp, tag those ppl who play tat game in comments so i contact tem and can know who kill is. please its matter of live and death

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eyy guys - meaning of greater than three, heart

eyy guys, m back.
i wnted to knw meanings of less than 3

ppl on whatsupp be commentng like 'hi how are you less than 3'
then they say gudbye and say again less than thre

i wanting to know this means? ez this sum kind of algorithm or calculus? me dnt know you halps.

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i luv u gais :heart:
i wish there was symbol 4 heart it will maek my lyf easy.

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