Sunday, June 30, 2013

The origin of 'eyy guys'

It all started with this post, when I first read it on the internet...

"A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode
she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”
he said “NO..”“
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
…reblog dis if u cry evry time…"

And I loved this post because it resembles both stupidity and sarcasm. And these kind of jokes are my type. I like listening to and cracking these type of jokes in a badinage. 'eyy guys' posts are a combination of absolute stupidity with ballast bad grammar and spelling mistakes which makes the reader realize that the joke is a product complete sarcasm and stupidity. The style of writing - the messed up language is adopted from 'Dolan comics'.

I started writing these posts and shared them on my page, the first 'eyy guys' post which I did got hardly 30 likes on a reach of 15,000 audience, the conclusion which I drew from this was - the people who like these kind of jokes and who have a similar way of thinking (when it comes to this kind of humor) are very few. I kept on writing to please the few people who enjoy these kind of jokes.
On the 17th 'eyy guys' post I finally got 100+ likes.

But however, people see this as an atrocity done to the English language and they usually start commenting things like 'RIP English' or 'y do do dis?' but these comments dont bother me at all, the funny part here is that the some people get annoyed at these comments more than I do. It does not bother me because I feel that the people who really understand the humor and message of the joke will laugh and be happy while others will detest it no matter what. Jokes are similar to music with respect to people liking it, some people like metal and some dont, same way some people like these kind of jokes and some dont.

I feel that the joke should not hurt anyone or attack anyone/any group, if it does then it's not a joke, its just a verbal barb with an intention to make someone laugh. -Off topic comment
 
I wanted to say thank you to all those people who support 'eyy guys' post. I will keep posting more anyway, have fun.


Saturday, June 29, 2013

eyy guys - why racism is completely stupid?

eyy guys,
me wants 2 pass a messgae to yall

wats up wit dis racial colur discrimination?
sum ppl have skin colur wite, while oders hav blak?

first of all; wite isnt a color and nor ez black
as we taught in skool, physiks, wite is combination of all colurs and blak ez absence of aal colurs.

so hw can ppl discriminate on basis of colur (as wite and blak r nt colurs...)

and doz publics who do rascism are just stupid.
so plz ppls dunt do racism, cuz jokes on U, as wite and black r nt colurs

pazz on messge so ppl who du racism know thier stupidity.

#IfuM
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Thursday, June 27, 2013

eyy guys - drinking at 18

eyy guys,
i wants 2 share most cruel thing wit u.

so me was on fb the oda dae
and i see a status 'now i am 18 years, i can finally start drinking'

omgz guise, how did he survives with out drinking water?
maybe he haz to eat water's odher form ice
his parents maybe giving him ice 4 18 years, as ice ez solid n u can only ate it

dis is cruelty, image not drinking watur for 18 ears
plz share dis messgae wit all and stop dis cruelty

god blass aal publics

#IfuM

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Monday, June 24, 2013

eyy guys - delete sent emails

eyy guys,
need ur halp guise and gals.

i had send an email to a friends bymistake.
it ez video aboat a ship sinking in sea.
no its not the video of titanic, its just normal video of a ship sinking in sea.

after i sends the video i feel that it a very cruel weedeo.
ppl may have drown in the sea its cruel and i dont waant my frnds to see sad stuff, it maybe funny but it sad.
so i dont want her to watch it.

how i delete it? i has send t now i want to delete it.
hw can i do it? plz halp me.


-IfuM
Copyright 2013 IfuM

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

eyy guys - diabeties sweet dreams


eyy guys,
i wants to share peas of info dis tym.

ok so as yall knw ppl got diabeties.
its disease when ppl eat suger dey dies.

so dis is a global messaeg to all peopal who r reading dis.

if you are wishing ppl 'gud night' then dnt wish them sweet dreams.
coz diabetic ppl may die due to the 'sweet' dreams.


i hope you understund the gravity of dis situation
just paas dis message halp the world. it will be a better palace

#IfuM
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Thursday, June 13, 2013

eyy guys - break a leg

eyy guys,

i wants 2 question u today.
do docturs really break legs in heart surgery?

so da oder dae me was at hostpetal
and i saw 2 docs talking,
and one doc say "i have 2do a hart surgery todae"
and the other doc said "break a leg"

I is really confused, wat is relation of hart wit legs?

however i think there ez sum connections between heart and legs, as when a people gets hart attack he cannot run, hmmmm moar research ni-ded.

#IfuM
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Monday, June 10, 2013

eyy guys - last horclux


eyy guys,

omgz! its disaster.
dis ez urgent message 2 all.

dis is normal smiley - :-)
dis is voldemoth smiley - :)

dey say acc to legend his last horclux is the smiley face ':)' n voldemoth may cum back to life, if moar then 100,000k smileys exist on internet.
so plz guise use :-) instead of :)

dis wil be great halp to hairy potter.

#IfuM
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Friday, June 7, 2013

eyy guys - mating mates mate

eyy guys.
me ez back.

i has weird experience.
v hav a new guy in my class, everyone likes him.

but... how cum my frnds dont know he ez gay.
da proof is dat he keeps callin everybody(who is boy) 'mate'

i watches enough discovery channel to know dat mating is an sexual term used by scientists.
he call every1 mate, dont yall think he is gay?

i hopes my frands get 2 know da truth soon enuff

#IfuM

Sunday, June 2, 2013

eyy guys - white tigers

eyy guys.
I wants to share info abt animal cruelty.

ppl r so cruel. they taking tigers and den using bleach on dem and making dem white.
and then telling they r wite tigers. how can dey do dis to tat poor tigur

y do dey do dis? for muney

next times please say ppl dont use bleach to make orangue tigurs white.

god watches all thes cruel publics, he wil punish dem.

#IfuM [copyright 2013]