eyy guys - home delivery

eyy guys,
i am not understand inturnet.

so the oder dae i wus online on shopping website,
and den i select 2 awesome clothes and a pear of shoes.

i was dune wit the shoping
i wanted them to dilevery this stuff at my house.

but i cannot find the option,
i can only see the home dilevery option, but i havent ordered any home.

where is the clothes and shoes dilevery option?
i mean website is so stupid it doesnt even sell homes still it has home dilevery option.

stupid shopping website.

-IfuM
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HINDependence day

So this thought randomly came to my mind - Wouldn't it be cool if we started  calling 'Independence day of India' as HINDependence day, just saying.

Wouldn't it be cool if we started calling 'Independence day of India' as HINDependence day, just saying. #IfuMThoughts
— IfuM of OLRPHT (@IfuM52) August 15, 2013

Tags: HINDependence day

Something which I wrote for Independence day 2013

A small tweet with many feelings and many ideas (:

Being born free, I will not know: feel of pain under a foreign rule or the need for freedom. Thanks to all those who fought for us.HID #IfuM
— IfuM of OLRPHT (@IfuM52) August 14, 2013

My first encounter with a Praying Mantis

Saw a Praying Mantis at my college, and I immediately took a pic of it. I was amazed that they actually existed in India lol.

You must be wondering why is it such a big deal to see a Praying Mantis in real life? Let me share some facts with you.

Few facts about the Praying Mantis:

- During mating the female partner eats the male partner(most of the times). First eats its head then devours its body.

The male Praying Mantis, doesnt just lose its virginity, it also loses its life (by getting eaten alive by its female partner lol) #IfuMBlog
— IfuM of OLRPHT (@IfuM52) August 10, 2013

- The Praying Mantis has 5 eyes. 2 big ones and 3 small ones between its big eyes.

- Its named 'Praying Mantis' because it is a theist and it believes in god and also prays all day long. No that's not true, its named because of its physical appearance.

My friend and I also tried to capture it and pet it in our lab, but it ran away. Here is a video of it:

  So you learned about 'Sexual cannibalism' today. I wonder why do I always give my readers weird things to read?
Anyways thanks for reading, leave a like, a comment and some awesomeness.

V for Vendetta or V for viagra? (Fun on twitter)

@Not_So_Humerus wat da hell, why are you taking viagra? its men's stuff you know...
— IfuM of OLRPHT (@IfuM52) August 9, 2013

She actually meant 'V for Vendetta' (:

How to deal with people who reply K

How to deal with people who reply K:

So the people who reply with the letter 'K' should be punished. Not by execution but by just simply insulting them.

How to resuscitate and kill an already murdered conversation:

 

Martix 4 - double reloaded Indian version

Can you be recognised by your chat style?

Chatting, is now one of the most common ways of communicating with each other. I usually dont call anyone, I just send them a message via my phone (unless its really important.) So yes, chat is extremely common, and we all have made our own style of texting, chatting with other people. We all have developed our own language when it comes to chatting.

Can you be recognized by your chat style? While being anonymous of course. Well I would like to share an anecdote with just 2 images...

So to surprise one of my friends, I asked a question while being anonymous. And the reply which I got was this...

Sorry some parts of the image are blacked-out :P

And then as you can see the reply starts with my name... So I thought of asking the person how was I recognized, even after being anonymous?

So I did and this is the reply I got...

  

Just one inverse smiley of mine made someone recognize who I was. So the answer is YES, you can be recognized by your own unique chat style. Its like being recognized by your voice.

Try this once, chat with someone (whom you chat with everyday), with someone else's account/phone and check out if they can recognize you through your chat. Its a fun activity if you are jobless and want to kill some time.

Do you use certain symbols/style in you chat very occasionally? Like my inverse smiley... 

Friends fail to understand a 'double negative' on friendship day

So many of my friends wished me 'happy friendship day' on Whatsapp. And well, I was gonna just type 's2u' and move on with my life, but I chose to be over smart, stupid me. And I did this...

What I really meant -

No sad friend(ship) day

No sad = happy

What my friends thought I meant -

Friend: Happy friendship day dude

Me: No, sad friendship day ):

After this incident I felt stupid that I wrote that. Later, I messaged each and every person "no sad = happy", sometimes chats get really awkward...

Anyways Happy friendship day to all, have fun.

[Edited: 9th Aug 2013]