eyy guys - risks of online shopping

eyy guys,
i wants 2 give u a online advice.

so 1 fine day, i wus shopping in shop.
and one of ma frnd say 'dude y u no bye stuf online'.


so i said okay y not (big mistake of ma lyf)
so i went to an computar n ordered maself a bone plate.

aftur 3 days 2nights ma package finally came.
now guess wat? da bone plate was made out uf plastic n not bone.

stupid websites stole my cash.
so pepal dnt bye stuff online unles completely legit.

i hope u learning something with this posted. good buy.

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eyy guys - why dont lice live in beard

eyy guys,
so me wuz at byology clas da odar dae.

and techur asked questun -
y lice and oder parasites of head dont live in beard?

so aal publics of ma class answerd
things liek: there is no scalp, n conditions r nt favorable etc

but i thought liek shake sphere n Isaac Oldton (coz he is nt new anymor)
and said da answur wit ful canfidance, laudly i said

'they will fall due to gravity, dats y dey dont live in beards'
teachur n class both mind blow.

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Feels of a content creator at humor page on Facebook

In this blog, I would like to share not only mine, but every content creator's feels (I know that feel bro) who has uploaded funny pics on a Facebook page - because I know some of them personally.

Motto? - Everyone has a different motto to why they are being a content creator, giving away precious time uploading a few funny pictures for laughter of some one else. The motto is simple at first, its fame, don't judge, you would do the same. Let me just put it as 'recognition by others on the internet.'

We want to be recognized as people who can make people laugh, by sharing funny pictures. Most of us post pictures which are made by others(just lying somewhere between internet and space) and sharing them in front of a huge fanbase.

The funny thing is, we get happy when we get likes and shares on a photo we have just shared. And at the same time an offensive comment toward that pic will make us angry and sad. The photo was never our creation, but we shared it, that's a feeling. That's a feeling of a content creator, we are judged and we judge ourselves by our upload choices, and for each photo we are very protective.

But in the end it is a fun job, the part where you can put up your own creative/cool/sarcastic caption also delivers the joke and humor with more efficiency. The whole process of uploading a picture and then getting comments on it, the increasing number of shares, comments... feels are amazing.

If you are a content creator at humor page on Facebook you can surely relate to this, in some or another way! (:

-IfuM

Copycat emotions - IfuM

Something I made just out of boredom, but the message is true - emotions really are copied by your surroundings.

eyy guys - impact of internet in our lives.

eyy guys,
me wants 2 shar exp of life.

internet and its pawer to change publics life.
hou inturnet changed 2 lives, 1 atheist and 1 theist

der was no inturnet 4 5 days in both condition
the theist and atheist wer very sad, day and nite dey were sad, sad, sad.

so on 6th dae atheist looked up and told 'if u xist then giv me inturnet'
and thesist told 'plz i wants inturnet.'

on da same day inturnet came for atheist
but not for thesist

and so today the atheist ez theist n theist is athiest.
both changd religun due 2 inturnet.
dat is da power of internut.

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eyy guys - wizards install softwares

eyy guys,
i finally find out y wizards r so rich

hairy potter, dumble door  n volemoth; how is they so reech?
de ans ez simple, dey aal works 4 microsuft.

whenevur we instal suftware
it ofen says, "a wizard wil install ur software"

microsuft pays dem for installing softwares
i find it sad that dey havent shown dis part of their work in the movies and books

anyways its okay, now you know.

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eyy guys - water is blue, sky is blue

eyy guys,
omgz government is cheater!

i saw the sea and rivur today, the water there is blue in colur
i also checked up piks on inturnet of sea and rivers, guess wht, its BLUE

guys our govrenment ppls are cheating us
watur is blue in natural form but dey are sending us transparent watur in our homes

we need protest, we need a movemnt, we need equality
watur shud nt be transparent it shud b blue

sumdae dey will even take colur off the skies
and we no see blue sky anymore

share post to create awareness amungst aal ppls

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eyy guys - best cat poem ever

eyy guys,
i haz 2 share a peom, etz very deep. as deep as jonny deep
hear it goes.

I LOU CATS

i lou cats,
coz dey dont wear hatz.

colur: wite blak broun,
dey r in evry town.

u save cat, cat save u,
bcoz rats caz plague,cats stop plague.

tiger r cat, lion was cat,
leopard ezz cat, panthur wil b cat
so many cat, dis world is cat

itz writen by ma frnd name 'Nice Teop'


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