Apple Tablet

eyy guys,
i am sick and wants ur halp !

ppl sae: apple 1 day, doctor away
n so me searched apple on inturnet

i found that dey giving appul tablet
i order it and it came to my hoem

but i dunt knw wut to do wit it
it is a appul tablet and maed of steel

also it costed a lot of money
and it is nt a tablet nor maed of apple

how can i consume its?
pls halp

-IfuM (c) 2014

eyy guys - Cancer, Aries, Pisces, Virgo, Taurus, Gemini and more

eyy guys,
me belive in equality,

yesterdae i vent to train stn,
n i see dat der is a speical cumpartment fur cancer ppl.

i mean wat da hel guyz !
y du publics born in julai get special treatmant ?

y dnt oder zodiacs get gud treatmant...
pie-sus, 2rus, capcorn, G-mini and oders get bad treatmant?

all shud b equal.
liek to not suport dis injuistice

-Mufaddal IfuM Dewaswala (c) 2014

eyy guys - want justice?

eyy guys,
so mi wus at kourt the oder day.

soum man wus shouting 'i wants justice!'
judge sed 'u hav no proof'

stil da man wus very sad
and again he told 'i want justice!'

so stud up finally, vent 2 da court kitchen
came bak, n threw ice on de man's face

and said 'here is your ice, but y u want just ice?'
if you want more go to antratica.

now mi is in jail, wants a bail.

-Mufaddal IfuM Dewaswala (c) 2014