Sunday, September 29, 2013

eyy guys - fix me a sandwich - people take you for granted

eyy guys,
i wants 2 tel u aal tht ppl tak u 4 granted

so me wus at a frnds place
we aal wer playing on exbox 360 and bs3

ma frnd thn told me 2 'fix a sandwich'
n i wus lyk 'ok'

so i went to the kitchen, there was no sandwich
fuhget sandwich i didnt even fynd sand nor witch

so me told ma friend 'where is the sandwich?'
he wus confused at 1st then i told him again

'dude, if u want me to fix ur broken sandwich, atleast tell me wer it is'
he wus angry and left

ppl these days, try 2 halp dem n dey take you for granted...
lyk/share if u thinks publics take u for granted too

#IfuM

List of books I have read

 Last Updated- 3rd August '14

Currently Reading:

Keys to Success - Jim Rohn
The Charge - Brendon Buchard

List of books I have read

Fifty shades of Grey - E L James
Fifty shades Darker - E L James

Catching Fire - Suzanne Collins
Mockingjay - Suzanne Collins

Rich Dad, Poor Dad - Robert Kiyosaki 

Not Another Self-help Book - Dr David Fong 

Let it be easy - Tolly Burkan
 


 Books I have tried reading, but didnt complete it till the end.

Many Lives, Many Masters - Dr. Brian Weiss [Read half the book]
Ideas that changed the world - Felipe Fernández-Armesto [Read half the book]
The Diary of Anne Frank - Anne Frank [Read 5-6 pages]
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald [Read 2 pages]
Tell me your dreams - Sidney Sheldon [Read till chapter 9]
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown [First few pages]
American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis [First few pages]

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Train photoshop

Just a cover page design for a short indie movie.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

eyy guys - the big bang theory


eyy guys,
so me wants 2 shar experience today

so me ws at a parti
it wus a casual party and fud was not gud

ma frnds wer taking about big bang theory
so i thught let me enter this coversashun

so id  went ther n told dem, 'isnt shell don copper da best?'
n ppl didnt knw who shell don copper wus.

in fact dey didnt knw who was penni, raj or harword.
dey is sadness publics!

dey thunk i am nt kool for knwing da real theory
wot du yu guys think?

© IfuMBlog

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Pendrive cleaning didnt remove any viruses

My microbiology department has a number of microorganisms stored for experimental and academic practical purposes. However, we as microbiologist haven't compromised on any level, our computers have lots of viruses stored in them as well. Zing!

I dont usually carry a pendrive to college but for my presentations I have been carrying one. I just keep the pendrive in my back pocket in my jeans. So 1 week back, I came home from college and after changing clothes I dumped my jeans in the washing machine.

The next day I couldnt find my pendrive. I searched for long but couldn't find it. Finally I remembered it was in my pocket of my jeans. It turns out that I took my wallet, keys and handkerchief out of my jeans but forgot to take out my pendrive.

So then I checked my washing machine and found no clothes there. I asked my mom and she said she washed them.

So I checked my wet jeans and I found my pendrive in my back pocket, thanks to my washing power it had a shine on it now. I kept my pendrive in the sun for drying, after a few hours I plugged it in my computer. And it was working, surprisingly the water and the abrasive laundry detergent powder didnt do any damage to my pendrive.

But I still wouldn't recommend anyone to wash pendrive this way.



Monday, September 9, 2013

I would like to thank the people who read my blog - funny


Saturday, September 7, 2013

Dark humor jokes blog - My embarrassing/funny experience

Okay, so first of all, I would like to tell you what is a dark humor joke...
In the most simplest terms: its a joke on a sensitive topic, such as cancer, death, babies, rape etc.

Now people don't like them because of OBVIOUS reasons. I like reading them, not in an psychopathic kind of way, but I like reading and knowing/understanding the humor behind the joke. Humor is always been my thing and I love exploring different types of humor in any kind of joke; whether lame, stupid, jokes etc.

So let me share some examples of dark humor jokes with you.

Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHYYYY!!??". Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just messing with you, it was born dead".

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"
Man: "how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"



Okay, I know some of them are quite messed up and you maybe really feeling bad these kind of jokes. But some of you really liked them and want to read and crack more of these.

Now...
If you didnt like them then: dont read more of them, it will only make you feel that people are cruel and give you a negative view of the world we live in.

If you liked them...
Dark humor jokes are jokes and JUST JOKES ONLY. They are not meant to harm or hurt someone, although they indirectly they do.

NEVER crack a dark humor joke in public -
People will literally hate you and think you are a bad person even if you are not.
Now I would like to share an embarrassing/funny experience with you:

Once I was giving a presentation on 'Nerve cells', I was giving the presentation well and good. After a first few slides the topic got boring and to make things more interesting I showed them a picture of a 2 year old baby who was born without a brain. And I said the following words without thinking -
"This is a baby born without a brain, its more like a vegetable."

The 2 teachers were in shock, and the classmates were like 'WTF, did he just say?' - and there I was just standing awkwardly. Instantly, in my defense I said that, "I didnt say it, it was written by some cruel guy on the internet from where I got this picture."
After that I finished my presentation, went to my place and didnt say a word for a very long time.

NEVER crack a dark humor joke in public, EVER !

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

eyy guys - RIP ENGLISH

eyy guys,
i wants 2 talk abuot immortal gai.

dis guy ezz dead n alive again and again
aftur each of mai post this guy ceeps deathing

after my everypost ppl be comment RIP english
how can this person named english die again and again?

if he really ded then his soul be resting in peice long times ago
dont you thunk?

is he immortal or wat?
and i think dictationary is his close relative.

-IfuM
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