eyy guys - drinking at 18

eyy guys,
i wants 2 share most cruel thing wit u.

so me was on fb the oda dae
and i see a status 'now i am 18 years, i can finally start drinking'

omgz guise, how did he survives with out drinking water?
maybe he haz to eat water's odher form ice
his parents maybe giving him ice 4 18 years, as ice ez solid n u can only ate it

dis is cruelty, image not drinking watur for 18 ears
plz share dis messgae wit all and stop dis cruelty

god blass aal publics

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eyy guys - delete sent emails

eyy guys,
need ur halp guise and gals.

i had send an email to a friends bymistake.
it ez video aboat a ship sinking in sea.
no its not the video of titanic, its just normal video of a ship sinking in sea.

after i sends the video i feel that it a very cruel weedeo.
ppl may have drown in the sea its cruel and i dont waant my frnds to see sad stuff, it maybe funny but it sad.
so i dont want her to watch it.

how i delete it? i has send t now i want to delete it.
hw can i do it? plz halp me.

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eyy guys - diabeties sweet dreams

eyy guys,
i wants to share peas of info dis tym.

ok so as yall knw ppl got diabeties.
its disease when ppl eat suger dey dies.

so dis is a global messaeg to all peopal who r reading dis.

if you are wishing ppl 'gud night' then dnt wish them sweet dreams.
coz diabetic ppl may die due to the 'sweet' dreams.


i hope you understund the gravity of dis situation
just paas dis message halp the world. it will be a better palace

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eyy guys - break a leg

eyy guys,

i wants 2 question u today.
do docturs really break legs in heart surgery?

so da oder dae me was at hostpetal
and i saw 2 docs talking,
and one doc say "i have 2do a hart surgery todae"
and the other doc said "break a leg"

I is really confused, wat is relation of hart wit legs?

however i think there ez sum connections between heart and legs, as when a people gets hart attack he cannot run, hmmmm moar research ni-ded.

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eyy guys - last horclux

eyy guys,

omgz! its disaster.
dis ez urgent message 2 all.

dis is normal smiley - :-)
dis is voldemoth smiley - :)

dey say acc to legend his last horclux is the smiley face ':)' n voldemoth may cum back to life, if moar then 100,000k smileys exist on internet.
so plz guise use :-) instead of :)

dis wil be great halp to hairy potter.

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eyy guys - mating mates mate

eyy guys.
me ez back.

i has weird experience.
v hav a new guy in my class, everyone likes him.

but... how cum my frnds dont know he ez gay.
da proof is dat he keeps callin everybody(who is boy) 'mate'

i watches enough discovery channel to know dat mating is an sexual term used by scientists.
he call every1 mate, dont yall think he is gay?

i hopes my frands get 2 know da truth soon enuff

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eyy guys - white tigers

eyy guys.
I wants to share info abt animal cruelty.

ppl r so cruel. they taking tigers and den using bleach on dem and making dem white.
and then telling they r wite tigers. how can dey do dis to tat poor tigur

y do dey do dis? for muney

next times please say ppl dont use bleach to make orangue tigurs white.

god watches all thes cruel publics, he wil punish dem.

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